Impress everyone with your heightened grasp of the Italian language with this funny costume. This licensed A Christmas Story costume includes a large polyfoam body-piece in the shape of a large crate. Your head fits through a large opening at the top, while your arms fit through openings on the sides. The exterior of the costume features a brown exterior with detailing to create the look of wood. "Fragile This End Up" is printed across the front. Mr. Parker won't know what to expect when you arrive at his doorstep this Christmas.