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Adult Humor Costumes

Your mind constantly in the gutter? Then our adult humor costumes are for you. Ruffle a few feathers and get everyone talking at your Halloween party with our hilarious and offensive costumes for men and women. Our adult humor Halloween costumes are rude, crude and leave nothing to the imagination!

Seymour Bush MD Plus Size Costume
Hi! I'm Dr. Seymour Bush and I'm here to tell you that it isn't easy saving as many lives as I do.
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Orgasm Donor Adult Costume
You'll be known as the doctor of pleasure!
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Dr Seymour Bush MD Costume
He's a very highly esteemed doctor.
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Huntin' Some Beaver Costume
It is officially beaver season.
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Magnum XL Condom Costume
You'll be protected!
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Adult Sneaky Scotsman Kilt Costume
One look under this kilt and no one will question your manhood.
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Very Happy Halloweenie Costume
Stand tall!
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Big Hose Firefighter Costume
He'd like your help putting out the fire.
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Chick Magnet Costume
You can collect all kinds of chicks in this hilarious costume.
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One-Eyed Trouser Snake Costume
Your fly will be down on purpose this time.
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Full of Bull Costume
Crap!
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Creepy Banana Costume
He's peeling in public!
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Anita Waxin Adult Humor Costume
She probably voted for...George Bush.
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Men's Ace Costume
An ambiguously great superhero costume!
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Men's Gary Costume
Now, an ambiguously awesome costume idea!
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Saggy Tooters Waitress Costume
They're real. Real old and saggy.
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Big League Professional Ball Player Costume
He's practiced his whole life.
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Skelebob Boner Pants Costume
He's the star of a different kind of cartoon.
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Colorful Ball Pit Costume
Warning: no diving into the ball pit without adult supervision.
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Jumbo Fire Hydrant Costume
Every dog will love you!
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Inflatable Male Doll Costume
He won't complain about holding your purse while you shop!
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Exposed Bottom Hospital Gown Costume
In this patient costume, you'll be alright being the butt of every joke.
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Womens Sexy Bathing Babe Costume
Rub a dub dub!
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Adult Tooth Fairy Costume
Trade ya fer that tooth...
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Miniature Male Stripper Costume
He's not afraid to bare it all.
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Miniature Pole Dancer Costume
She's big in all the right places.
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Mega Tape Measure Costume
He will be very sturdy when extended.
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Super Sperminator Costume
His super power is swimming through tubes.
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Adult Superhero Captain Condom Costume
Make sure everyone is being responsible!
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Socket and Plug Adult Costume
Your relationship is electric.
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Socket and Plug Plus Size Costume
Plug in to a funny Halloween costume!
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Official Breathalyzer Costume
If you blow on it, he'll tell you if you're drunk.
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Dr Howie Feltersnatch MD Costume
Trust him, he's a doctor.
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Adult Dogging It Costume
You should be resting. Who let the dog out?
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Pregnant Fake Belly
Show them your baby bump!
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Adult Jimmy Hat
This fits on the head that DOESN'T get you in trouble.
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Mens Plain Black Pants
This Halloween will be the one where you finally get into these pants!
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Orange Caution Cone Adult Costume
No one has an excuse to hit this cone!
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Funny Wet T-Shirt Winner Costume
The one with the largest rack wins!
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Giant Boob Mens Costume
She wont' be impressed.
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Trojan Condom Wrapper Costume
Play safe and feel good doing it.
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Men's Double Occupancy Costume
Everyone can see you've been busy!
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Men's Unforgettable Knight Costume
How can any fair maiden forget you?
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Adult Condom Costume
He always brings protection.
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Frank the Flasher Costume
Flash...then dash.
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Well-Endowed Genie and Lamp Costume
If you rub him enough, he'll surely grant any wish.
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Three-Fingered Shocker Costume
Keep this one away from the kids.
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Magazine Cover Womens Costume
Yeah, baby!
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Little Man in the Canoe Slang Costume
There he is.
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One Night Stand Costume
Everyone will enjoy figuring out the visual word play.
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Adult Gropin' Granny Costume
She's ready to be a filthy flasher!
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Captain Large John Longfellow Costume
You won't have any trouble finding his buried treasure!
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Inflatable Female Doll Costume
She won't complain about watching him play video games!
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Magazine Cover Mens Costume
How long does he work out every day?
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Mary Jane Costume
You're going to need one giant bong.
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Women's Mail Order Bride Costume
Who doesn't love a mail order bride?
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Jumbo Boobs
They'll be popping out all over the place!
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Foam Booty Accessory
Butt implants for those on a booty budget.
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Dead Osama Bin Laden Plus Size Costume
He's a has bin.
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Middle Finger Offensive Humor Costume
Show off your favorite finger.
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