And the lesson is, if you're going to the beach, make sure you...trim those hedges...beforehand! The men's Anita Waxin adult humor costume includes a red one-piece swimsuit made from polyester. Straps fit around the shoulders, while big poly-foam breasts with buttons for nipples are attached to the chest, with a red, stretchy cloth that fits over top of them. The front reads "Life Guard." The legs of the of the costume are a skin tone, and they meet in the crotch, where locks of curly black hair spring out from both sides. If you're not offended yet, keep checking out all our adult humor costumes for more great adult costume party outfits!

Size	Chest	Torso	Length
Standard	43"	32"	34"
*Note: Measurements are of the actual item. We recommend adding 3-4 inches for movement, except for form-fitting costumes.

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